Cheyenne Quote #65

Quote from Cheyenne in Wellness Fair

Glenn: Oh! We could plan a baby shower. And what if the theme was babies? Or manufacturing?
Marcus: Oh, I know. Breaking Bad.
Myrtle: "Arabian Nights."
Justine: No one likes "Arabian Nights"!
Amy: Okay, no baby shower, guys. You're making a big deal out of this, and she doesn't even know if she's gonna keep it. [all gasp]
Glenn: What?
Marcus: Ooh.
Glenn: No, you don't mean she's gonna...
Cheyenne: Uh-huh. Yeah, she might do it on a Wednesday.
Amy: Okay, we're good on the days.

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 ‘Wellness Fair’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?

Quote from Garrett

Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.