Garrett Quote #47

Quote from Garrett in Wedding Day Sale

Jonah: I think I saw a turquoise one.
Garrett: Boom, cake stand. Silver-plated, lace bows. This is all kinds of elegant. If someone came up to you with a wheelbarrow full of elegance, you'd have to be like, "Sorry, Homie. We ass-deep in elegance."

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 ‘Wedding Day Sale’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
Amy: I'm good. Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?
Dina: Oh, I special ordered my truck without one. Yeah, it costs a little extra, but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves 'cause no one wants a truck without a radio. Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.
Amy: That's okay.
Dina: No, no, go ahead. I got a photographic memory for music.
Amy: Okay, um... "Single Ladies."
Dina: Not familiar with that one.
Amy: "Uptown Funk."
Dina: Don't know it.
Amy: "Dancing Queen."
Dina: Nope.
Amy: "Thriller?" Michael Jackson?
Dina: You can't name a song by some guy you went to middle school with. It has to be popular. [sings] Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are calling

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Does this make sense to anyone else? White dress, $30. White wedding dress, $200. Is there cocaine in this or something?

Quote from Cheyenne

Amy: Wow. That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.
Cheyenne: It's about 500 people. I wanted to invite more, but I couldn't afford any more stamps.