Mateo: Zap and wear sweater. "Microwavable for up to nine minutes of piping-hot comfort."
Glenn: Oh.
Mateo: Easy. I'll sell the hell out of this.
Garrett: Well, Glenn, I have found your item right here.
Glenn: Oh.
Garrett: It's either a pig-shaped shoe or a shoe-shaped pig. It has a handle but no spout. This is a bad thing.
Glenn: No problem.
Mateo: Well, Garrett, you'll be working with this Tony Danza popcorn machine.
Garrett: Oh, okay, well, at least mine serves a purpose. This pops "Tony Danza brand popcorn cartridges only. Cartridges not included."