Dan: Mateo, you have changed my life. You're a genius.
Mateo: Well, I wouldn't say genius. Style icon, maybe. Social influencer? I mean, yeah, at the very least.
Dan: Oh, it's my wife. She's making salmon tonight. Ah, it's so dry. Hang on... you always know what to do and say. Maybe you could call her for me and let her know I hate her salmon.
Mateo: Uh... yeah, I could... I could do that. I'm sorry, um... I just... technically I don't think it's part of my job.
Dan: Well, technically... you probably shouldn't even have the job, you know, 'cause the whole undocumented thing, so... we're kind of off the map here, huh? We're helping each other out. Doing each other a couple of solids. Two guys, two solids. And... there we go.
Mateo: [on the phone] Hi, this is Mateo. I... I work with your husband. Um... what's for dinner?
Dan: That's perfect. That's perfect.