Mateo: It's the best! I'm not just Dan's assistant, I'm also his personal stylist. We spent lunch shopping for him.
Garrett: So you have two jobs, one paycheck, and no lunch.
Mateo: You're missing the point, okay? Dan is the only person here who appreciates the wisdom I have to offer.
Garrett: Oh, really, yeah? What... What wisdom is it that I'm missing out on?
Mateo: Well, you dress like a kid from a cereal commercial and you put way too much energy into the shoe thing. But I guess at least you figured out the beard trick.
Garrett: Beard trick?
Mateo: I just mean how you use it to hide your weak chin.
Garrett: No, I don't have a weak chin. I just like having a beard.
Sayid: Sorry, Garrett... looks like our chin secret's out.
Garrett: No, we don't share a chin secret.