Glenn: You have 83 pairs of shoes and none of them light up?
Garrett: No, but some of them are pretty valuable.
Glenn: Well, yeah. No, I bet.
Man: Excuse me, um, what could you tell me about these white Reeboks?
Garrett: Oh, yeah, those are the OG 1989 Reebok Pumps. Classic white-and-blue colorway with the mesh tongue. I even got the original box and the Pump hang tag.
Man: I have flat feet. How's the arch support?
Garrett: Those are original Reebok Pumps. When you buy a painting, do you ask how the arch support is?
Man: I'm just looking for something I can go hiking in.
Garrett: Please leave.
Man: What? No, I was just asking-
Glenn: Sir, he asked you to leave.