Quote from Garrett in Love Birds
Amy: So to review, you released Dina's birds into the wild, allowed her to believe it was her fault, persuaded her to go back to her apartment, and proceeded to have sex with her in exchange for $17? Garrett: Twice. We did it twice. Jonah: What is wrong with you? Garrett: I just wanted some Takis, you know? Rolled up tortilla chips, bit of flavor in the morning, and then everything just escalated. Jonah: You know, as your friend, I'd ask you to consider your part in this, which is all of it. This is all your fault.