Jonah: Aw, you're gonna make a great mom.
Amy: I'm just checking to see if this baby stuff is safe.
Jonah: Why? Returned baby items all get destroyed anyway.
Amy: And it will be destroyed in about two to three years after my baby is done using it.
Jonah: Ah, so you're stealing it.
Amy: No, I'm not stealing it. You can't steal something that's about to be destroyed. That's like if somebody's dying and then you kill them. Is that murder?
Jonah: That's exactly what that is.
Amy: Well, baby stuff is really expensive, and it's not like I can reuse anything I used with Emma. Did you know that car seats expire? It's plastic and metal.