Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can we just one-at-a-time this? It's not about a day. It's about looking back on the year we shared and celebrating it.
Dina: Yeah, let's celebrate the year a tornado hit the store.
Jonah: My entire apartment got destroyed.
Garrett: I got a really annoying roommate, and he won't leave.
Amy: I got a divorce.
Sandra: My boyfriend wound up in a coma.
Jonah: I am looking for a place.
Garrett: Not looking hard enough.
Dina: It's just a sucky year.
Sandra: The doctors aren't sure if he'll ever even...
Glenn: Cheyenne, can I have the voltage tester, please?