Jonah: It's just... it's like he wants to be mad at me, so he just comes up with these little excuses. You know, like, he'll... he'll take the trash out when it's half full just so he can be like, "There's another thing Jonah didn't do."
Kelly: I only take my trash out when it topples over like a Jenga tower.
Jonah: Right? Thank you. Maybe we should be roommates.
Kelly: Well, I'd have to run your credit check.
Jonah: Oh, yeah?
Kelly: What's your debt-to-income ratio?
Jonah: I want to say... seven. Is that...
Kelly: That is not good.
Jonah: Is that bad? No?
Kelly: No.
Jonah: Well, I ran into a lot of trouble with my, uh, Eddie Bauer Discover card. College.