Amy: Okay, look, I saw you at the movie theater yesterday with Jeff.
Mateo: [clears throat] Can we please not talk about this here?
Amy: Talk about what, Mateo? The fact that I saw you making out with Sandra's boyfriend?
Mateo: Ssh. Okay. He's not her boyfriend. He's my boyfriend.
Amy: What?
Mateo: I've been seeing him since October.
Amy: That doesn't make any sense. No, you haven't.
Mateo: That's us on a picnic. That's us at the pool in his hotel. That's us as Nick Nolte and Barbara Streisand in Prince of Tides.