Glenn: [triumphant brass music] Housewares! Baby and toddler! Pet food!
Jonah: Okay, I get... I get that Cloud 9 is an Olympic sponsor, but do all the stores do an actual Olympic opening ceremony?
Amy: Nope, just us. Glenn has more company pride than most.
Garrett: I feel like I've been transported to Rio.
Glenn: Pharmacy! Toys and sporting goods!
Mateo: Is the life jacket really necessary?
Cheyenne: Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.
Glenn: Our assistant manager, Dina!
Dina: I'm not a part of this. I just happen to be walking in the same direction.
Glenn: And now, to light the Cloud 9 Olympic cauldron is store 1217's oldest living employee. Myrtle. Now.
[Lee Greenwood's "Proud To Be An American" plays]
Glenn: There she is! An American hero!