Glenn: [on video call] Hey, Garrett! You weren't picking up your phone, so Jonah helped Demetrius and me track you down.
Demetrius: I'm Demetrius. I'd shake your hand, but there's a virus going around.
Garrett: Yeah, I heard about that. What's going on?
Glenn: Well, you never got back to me with your apology ideas, so I decided to buy pizzas for all the Black employees.
Garrett: Did you know that this was what this was about?
Jonah: In my heart, I feel like I might have.
Garrett: [sighs] So... as reparations for the hair care products, you got us pizza?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Janet: Hey, pizza's better than nothing.
Ken: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: What?
Glenn: And Garrett, you're pizza deputy, so make sure that every Black employee gets some pizza. And if there are any borderline calls, well, you get final say.
Garrett: Uh, Glenn, I can't do this.
Glenn: Look, you're having pizza. I insist. So start rounding up the Black people. Oh, I mean... uh, just send them a text!