Quote from Garrett in #Cloud9Fail
Garrett: You know, I just want to make sure that you're not planning on doing any hiking or grape stomping or anything like that in these? Man: Uh, no. No, you think I'd go hiking in a pair of shoes I've been trying to find for, like, six years? Garrett: Of course. I'm just messing with you. [chuckles] All right. So, uh... You know what? Do you need these today? Because I could give them to you next week and bring them home, clean them up, make them nice. Man: No, that's cool. These are pristine. Garrett: Yep, they are. They are pristine. Okay, so... [exhales sharply] You're going to give me the money, I'm going to give you the shoes, and they will be yours and not mine. Man: That is generally how this works. Garrett: Right, right. Man: Great. How much do I owe you? Garrett: $3 million.