Jonah: Why am I the only person who cares that the entire planet is falling apart?
Garrett: Oh, come on. You live for this stuff.
Jonah: What stuff?
Garrett: You know, finding a cause, leading a movement, getting to say "unacceptable" a lot.
Jonah: I'm sorry, I guess I didn't realize that humanitarianism was such a buzz kill. I guess that also means Bono is not cool.
Garrett: Oh, okay, so now you're Bono?
Jonah: No, that's not what I mean.
Garrett: I see. You're just the Bono of the store?
Jonah: I didn't say I was Bono.
Garrett: All right, look, I'm just messing with you. But it is kind of true though. I mean, I guess if anybody here was Bono, it would be you.
Jonah: I mean, I guess.
Garrett: Hey, Heather! Jonah thinks he's the Bono of the store!
Jonah: No, no, no, that's not- No, he made me- Why do I even talk to you?
Garrett: Aw, good talking to U2! -Get it? Like the letter U-
Jonah: Yeah, I got it.