Glenn: Okay, tell me how this sounds. "Dear Doug, I am so sorry"
Garrett: Whoa! You're going to go there after the whole deer urine thing? You might as well just say, "Deer Urine Doug."
Glenn: Okay, no "Dear." Um, how about, "My"
Garrett: Beloved.
Glenn: "Beloved Doug." Yeah.
Garrett: Much better.