Man: This one's twice as much, but it comes with a built-in bean hopper.
Jonah: Yeah, I-I doubt you'd ever use most of these features.
Man: Are you sure? 'Cause I'm leaning toward the expensive one, and I can't stress enough, money is no object.
Jonah: Honestly, unless you're, like, a barista, I think you're better off with just a regular auto-drip.
Man: All right, I guess I'll spend the difference on lotto tickets, although, realistically, what are my chances of winning twice?