Mateo: Did I hear you ask about men's hats? I can help you with that.
Garrett: Uh, I got this, man.
Mateo: Okay, just thought I'd ask, since I've personally tested every hat we sell, and Garrett is a sexual predator.
Garrett: What?
Woman: Excuse me?
Mateo: Yeah, that's why his nickname is "The Rapist." Unconvicted, but we all know. Anyway, are we thinking Panama hat? Trilby? Tricorn?
Woman: You know what? I'm good.
Mateo: Okay, well, remember to ask for Mateo. He'll make your day-o!