George Quote #1559
Quote from George in The Strongbox
Maura: Hey, Honey.
George: What? M-Maura, what are you doin' here? I ended this relationship, twice.
Maura: George, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight.
George: Why does it only seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup?
Maura: George, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's get some dinner.
George: All right.
Maura: Eww, Mr. Apple. You have a brown spot.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.