Kramer Quote #1058
Quote from Kramer in The Cartoon
Kramer: Oh, who's Janet, huh?
Jerry: George's girlfriend. Elaine thinks she looks like me, but I think it's, as you would say, kooky talk.
Kramer: You know what woman I always thought you looked like? Lena Horne.
[George and Janet enter]
George: Hey. Hey.
Kramer: Hey, George. And you must look exactly like Jerry. You don't see this? Oh, you're like twins. This is eerie.
George: Kramer, what are you talking about? Janet doesn't look anything like Jerry.
Janet: Maybe we do look a little like each other.
George: No, what do you know about what you look like?
Kramer: Come on, George. Relax. Just because they look alike, that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.