Kramer Quote #962
Quote from Kramer in The Blood
Kramer: Hey, buddy, I'm borrowing all your Tupperware.
Jerry: Oh. Why?
Kramer: Well, I closed down my account at the blood bank.
Jerry: What, it's here? It's here in the building?
Kramer: Right across the hall. What, you wanna go see it?
Jerry: No, I don't! In fact, if even one corpuscle of that blood should find its way across that hall I will freak out on you, Kramer! Freak out.
Kramer: You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.