Kramer Quote #854
Quote from Kramer in The Van Buren Boys
Kramer: And they made it their sign, because Van Buren, our 8th President, was the man they most admired.
J. Peterman: [laughs] Kramer, my friend, that is one ripping good yarn. [hands Kramer a check]
Kramer: You know, if you like that one, I got more. What are you looking for? Romance? Comedy? Adventure? .. Erotica? [clicks tongue]
Elaine: No, uh, Kramer. I don't think-
J. Peterman: How much would you take for the whole lot?
Kramer: My whole lot?
J. Peterman: Name your price, man!
Kramer: $1500.
J. Peterman: I'll give you half that.
Kramer: Done!
J. Peterman: Kramer, my friend, consider Elaine at your disposal.
Kramer: Okay. [to Elaine] Well, I, uh.. I like to work in the evenings.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Van Buren Boys’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hey, I think I may have found someone for the scholarship.
Jerry: Yeah?
George: I'm interviewing all these annoying little overachievers, and finally, this kid walks in, Steven Koren, a regular guy, likes sports, watches TV.
Jerry: Is he smart?
George: He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything. And get this. He's into architecture.
Jerry: Hey, just like you pretend to be.
George: Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That's my dream, Jerry.
Quote from George
George: So, uh, Steven.. I see you're president of the chess club.
Steven: State champs.
George: Who's your favorite chess player?
Steven: [mumbles] Nastercoff?
George: Right. [mumbles] Nastercoff. What country is he from, again?
Steven: [sighs] I don't know. I made it up. [gets up to leave] I'm never gonna get this thing.
George: [gets up] Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you telling me for? You really had me going, there! Come on, sit down. What do you want to do when you grow up?
Steven: I've been telling people that I'd like to be an architect.
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: [answers phone] Peterman, here.
Kramer: Mr. Peterson, you gotta sell me my stories back.
J. Peterman: You want to know something? I no longer need them.
Elaine: No, no. Mr. Peterman, why don't we keep them as a, as a reference?
J. Peterman: Nonsense. [to Kramer] I have Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories. You take back your tales, you vagabond!
Kramer: Yippie-yi-yay!
J. Peterman: [hangs up] There you are, Elaine. Go forth, and create. And, by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself in the mix.