Jerry Quote #1495
Quote from Jerry in The Checks
Elaine: Have you seen the chest of drawers that Brett gave to Kramer?
Jerry: The Fleckman.
Brett: Farbman.
Jerry: Right.
Elaine: You gotta see them. Beautiful.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sure they are.
Brett: I'd be happy to get you some if that's what you're driving at.
Jerry: No. I'm fine, thank you.
Brett: Don't worry. It's no charge to you. Looks like what you really need is a decent desk for writing your skits.
Jerry: I don't write skits.
Brett: Well, of course you don't. You don't have a proper workstation. I'll fax you over my catalog.
Elaine: Mmm. Brett, uh, Jerry doesn't have a fax machine.
Brett: Oops. Well, I'm sure things'll pick up for you soon.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?