Jerry Quote #1373
Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
Jerry: I was just in the bathroom with that Bob guy.
Elaine: So what?
Jerry: No, I kinda tried to test his hearing.
Elaine: Get out! What did you do?
Jerry: Well, I kinda snuck up behind him at the urinal and tried to see if he could hear me.
Elaine: And?
Jerry: Well, he flinched, sort of.
Elaine: What do you mean, sort of? What'd he do?
Jerry: Well, he kinda moved his head, you know. It might have been on the zip up, I don't know.
Elaine: So you don't know anything?
Jerry: Actually, no.
Elaine: All right, good job.
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Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
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George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
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George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.