Kramer Quote #649

Quote from Kramer in The Soup Nazi

[After Kramer enters Jerry's apartment, he goes straight to the couch, takes a cushion and heads for the door]
Kramer: Yeah.
Jerry: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What are you doing?
Kramer: Yeah. Elaine, she has to leave her armoire on the street all night. I'm gonna guard it for her. I need something to sit on.
Jerry: Well, sit on one of your cushions.
Kramer: Yeah, but this is so nice and thick.

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 ‘The Soup Nazi’ Quotes

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: There's only one caveat. The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.
Elaine: Why? What happens if you don't order right?
Jerry: He yells and you don't get your soup.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.
George: All right. All right. Let's- Let's go over that again.
Jerry: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.

Quote from Newman

Newman: [panting] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: What is it?
Newman: Something happened with the Soup Nazi!
Jerry: Wha- What's the matter?
Newman: Elaine's down there causing all kinds of commotion. Somehow she got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business! The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, he's not gonna make anymore soup! He's moving out of the country, moving to Argentina! No more soup, Jerry! No more soup for any of us!
Jerry: Well, where are you going?
Newman: He's giving away what's left! I got to go home and get a big pot!

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: The main thing is to keep the line moving.
George: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud, clear voice, step to the left and receive.
Jerry: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.
Elaine: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!
Jerry: Elaine.
Elaine: All right. Jerry, that's enough now about the Soup Nazi.