George Quote #883

Quote from George in The Couch

George: Come on, you took my seat.
Remy: It's not your seat.
George: I was sitting there, come on.
Remy: You didn't save it.
George: I had the arm! Joe...
Mr. Temple: What's the difference?
George: Well, I was very comfortable! I've got my nuts here...
Remy: It's my couch.
George: All right, come on, scooch over. [As George tries to scooch Remy over, he spills his grape juice]
Remy: Look! Look what you did! You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch!
George: Joe...

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 ‘The Couch’ Quotes

Quote from George

George: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple.
Mr. Temple: Well, I was going to watch it with my daughter. She likes Audrey Hepburn very much.
George: She was a delicate flower.
Mr. Temple: Why didn't you just read the book?
George: Well, as I say, the pink-eye made my vision quite blurry.
Mr. Temple: Remy, this is George. Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with us?

Quote from Kramer

Kramer: You remember Poppie?
Jerry: Oh, you mean from Poppie's Restaurant?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, uh, we're going into business together. Remember that idea I had a few years ago about the pizza place where you make your own pizza?
Jerry: Yeah.
Elaine: What was that again?
Kramer: It's a pizza place where you make your own pie. We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese. You pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air, you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! Sounds good, huh?
Elaine: [in a hillbilly accent] Ooh, I can't wait to get me a fella and make mah own pie!

Quote from George

Lindsay: She didn't want the constraints of any relationship. That's why she got rid of the cat. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence.
George: Well, not really. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. I mean, Fred.
Lindsay: George, Fred's gay.