George Quote #718
Quote from George in The Cigar Store Indian
Sylvia: Ah! Is this your son in the bubble bath?
George: No, that's me.
Sylvia: Oh. You don't see many guys your age who keep baby pictures of themselves around. [laughs] I like it. Consistent with the rest of the house.
George: Yes, it is consistent. I've, uh, I've tried to maintain a consistent feel throughout the house.
Sylvia: What is this we're listening to?
George: The Ray Conniff Singers.
Sylvia: Mmmm, what's that smell? Kasha?
George: It's a pot pourri. May I, uh, may I show you the master bedroom?
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‘The Cigar Store Indian’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! Get it?
Quote from Jerry
Winona: Jerry, I really need it back. It, it is mine.
Jerry: You can't give something and then take it back. I mean, what are you... [stops himself]
Winona: What?
Jerry: A uh, a person that uh...
Winona: A person that what?
Jerry: Well, a person that gives something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they had, had never uh...
Winona: And?
Jerry: ...given it to the person that they originally gave it to.
Winona: You mean like, an Indian giver?!
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Quote from Jerry
Winona: So, where are we gonna go eat?
Jerry: I thought we'd eat at the Gentle Harvest.
Winona: Ooh, I love that place, but it's usually so crowded. Can we get a table?
Jerry: Ah, don't worry. I made reser... [stops himself]
Winona: You made what?
Jerry: I uh, I uh, I arranged for the appropriate accommodation. And then, Knick tickets, floor seats.
Winona: How did you get these?
Jerry: Got 'em on the street, from a scal... [stops himself again] A uh, one of those guys.
Winona: What guys?
Jerry: You know, the guys, that uh, they sell the tickets for the sold-out events.
Winona: Oh.