Jerry Quote #657
Quote from Jerry in The Outing
Jerry: What are you talking about?
George: I heard what you said: "Sharon, are you there?"
Jerry: You heard me talking on the other line? Are you sure?
George: Yes, I heard you.
Jerry: Maybe she was disconnected.
George: Maybe she wasn't. Maybe she heard the whole conversation.
Jerry: All right. Let me call Kramer, and see if you can hear anything. Hold on.
Kramer: Hello.
Jerry: Kramer. There may be a problem with the phone. Hold on. [switches line]
George: "There may be a problem with the phone."
Jerry: Oh, no!
Jerry: Kramer, this phone's a piece of junk. Goodbye.
George: "This phone's a piece of junk."
Jerry: Oh, no! She's heard everything! What are we going to do?
George: She thinks we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Jerry: No, no, of course not. People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Outing’ Quotes
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Jerry: Oh, God. You're that girl in the coffee shop that was eavesdropping on us. I knew you looked familiar.
George: Oh, no! No!
Sharon: I better get going.
Jerry: There's been a big misunderstanding here. We did that for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That's why my friend said all that. It was on purpose. We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jerry: So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: Not at all.
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Jerry: What have you got there?
Man: The New York Post. They've got an article about you.
Jerry: "Although they maintain separate residence, the comedian and his longtime companion seem to be inseparable." Oh, no. The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. That's gonna be in every paper. I've been outed. I wasn't even in.
George: Now everyone's gonna think we're gay.
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: No, not at all.