Quote from Jerry in The Outing
Jerry: What are you talking about? George: I heard what you said: "Sharon, are you there?" Jerry: You heard me talking on the other line? Are you sure? George: Yes, I heard you. Jerry: Maybe she was disconnected. George: Maybe she wasn't. Maybe she heard the whole conversation. Jerry: All right. Let me call Kramer, and see if you can hear anything. Hold on. Kramer: Hello. Jerry: Kramer. There may be a problem with the phone. Hold on. [switches line] George: "There may be a problem with the phone." Jerry: Oh, no! Jerry: Kramer, this phone's a piece of junk. Goodbye. George: "This phone's a piece of junk." Jerry: Oh, no! She's heard everything! What are we going to do? George: She thinks we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Jerry: No, no, of course not. People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.