George Quote #1467

Quote from George in The Blood

Vivian: Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic?
George: Yes, she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her.
Vivian: Really, why?
George: Oh, you haven't heard? No, she's going to live with her grandparents in Reading, Pennsylvania.
Vivian: Her grandparents passed away five years ago.
George: Yes, they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.
Vivian: She's an American citizen. I have seen her passport.
George: All right, no more lies. Elaine has been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.
Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere.
George: That's because it's underwater.
Vivian: This is insane.
George: Is it?
Vivian: Yes, it it.
George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference?

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Quote from Kramer

Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!

Quote from Jerry

George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.

Quote from George

Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.