Jerry Quote #1376
Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
Jerry: Ah, I'm kinda soured.
George: You're soured?
Jerry: Yeah, I'm soured.
George: Don't be soured.
Jerry: I'm sorry. I'm soured.
George: What're you kidding me? We were all getting along so well. Where is all this coming from?
Jerry: Well, you know, frankly, I didn't think she was too concerned about my jacket.
George: What are you talking about?! She's very concerned! She said she was gonna get it back.
Jerry: Yeah, we'll see.
George: Because if she gets it back, then you'll have no reason to be sour. You'll de-sour, right?
Jerry: I'll try and de-sour.
George: Oh, that's not good enough! You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too!
Jerry: I'll try! I'll try and de-sour and sweeten.
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‘The Friars Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.