Kramer Quote #371
Quote from Kramer in The Cigar Store Indian
Mr. Lippman: [enters] Listen, uh, petty cash just had tens and twenties. Go ahead, count it.
Kramer: Yeah, I'm sure it's all here. You know, I was just admiring your coffee table out there in the hall.
Mr. Lippman: You like that, huh? I had that custom made for me in Santa Fe.
Kramer: You mind if I use it in my book?
Mr. Lippman: What book?
Kramer: Well, I'm doing a coffee table book on coffee tables.
Mr. Lippman: About coffee tables?
Kramer: Uh-huh.
Mr. Lippman: That's fantastic. Who's your publisher?
Kramer: Well, I'm still shopping it around.
Mr. Lippman: Yeah? [to Elaine] You see, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. What the hell do you do round here all day anyway?
Elaine: Well I... [indistinct] ...manuscript that I...
Mr. Lippman: God, that Indian really completes the room. Don't you think?
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Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! Get it?
Quote from Jerry
Winona: So, where are we gonna go eat?
Jerry: I thought we'd eat at the Gentle Harvest.
Winona: Ooh, I love that place, but it's usually so crowded. Can we get a table?
Jerry: Ah, don't worry. I made reser... [stops himself]
Winona: You made what?
Jerry: I uh, I uh, I arranged for the appropriate accommodation. And then, Knick tickets, floor seats.
Winona: How did you get these?
Jerry: Got 'em on the street, from a scal... [stops himself again] A uh, one of those guys.
Winona: What guys?
Jerry: You know, the guys, that uh, they sell the tickets for the sold-out events.
Winona: Oh.
Quote from Jerry
Winona: Jerry, I really need it back. It, it is mine.
Jerry: You can't give something and then take it back. I mean, what are you... [stops himself]
Winona: What?
Jerry: A uh, a person that uh...
Winona: A person that what?
Jerry: Well, a person that gives something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they had, had never uh...
Winona: And?
Jerry: ...given it to the person that they originally gave it to.
Winona: You mean like, an Indian giver?!
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.