Jerry Quote #1691
Quote from Jerry in The Betrayal
Kramer: Hey, how you doing?
Jerry: Oh, hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I'm moving in. I saw your name on the buzzer. You must be Kessler.
Kramer: No, actually, it's Kramer.
Jerry: Oh.
Kramer: You need any help or...?
Jerry: No, thanks. But I ordered a pizza, you want some of it?
Kramer: No, no, no. I couldn't impose.
Jerry: Why not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours.
Kramer: Really?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Betrayal’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail. Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.
Jerry: At least the wedding gown will give her some support.
Elaine: Not the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this today.
Jerry: So you think it's a non-vite.
Elaine: It's an un-vitation.
Quote from George
George: Ah, this is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive.
Jerry: New Timberlands?
George: Yeah, and a whole new me. I'm up two inches on these babies.
Jerry: Really?
George: 5'8". [off Jerry's look] 5'7".
Quote from George
George: Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now I have to wear them every time I see her.
Jerry: Why?
George: In any other shoe, I lose two inches. I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.
Jerry: So you're gonna wear them no matter what the situation?
George: In every situation. No matter how silly I look.