Jerry Quote #1658
Jerry: Ok, Mr. Mandelbaum, what you want me to do?
Izzy: Drop your purse, honey, and pick up that medicine ball.
Jerry: Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?
Izzy: Not funny. Over your head with it. Are you ready?
Jerry: For what?
Izzy: All aboard the pain train!
[Wearing boxing gloves, Mr. Mandelbaum starts hitting Jerry in the stomach. Jerry shows no reaction.]
Jerry: How many session did my parents paid for?
Izzy: Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.