Kramer Quote #859
Quote from Kramer in The Van Buren Boys
Kramer: Kramer. Kramer, I got big trouble with the- with the Van Buren Boys.
Kramer: Hey, now, they're tough cookies.
George: Yeah, and I- I heard you got on their good side. Now, what did you do?
Kramer: Uh... [looks at Elaine] Oh, nothing. Nothing. No, I certainly don't have any stories, if that's what you're implying.
George: Kramer, do you know what those guys are gonna do to me?!
Kramer: Yeah, well, uh.. You know, uh, you didn't hear from me, but, uh, the Van Buren Boys they never hassle their own kind.
George: You mean, like, a former member?
[Kramer nods his head while drinking from a mug of beer]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Van Buren Boys’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hey, I think I may have found someone for the scholarship.
Jerry: Yeah?
George: I'm interviewing all these annoying little overachievers, and finally, this kid walks in, Steven Koren, a regular guy, likes sports, watches TV.
Jerry: Is he smart?
George: He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything. And get this. He's into architecture.
Jerry: Hey, just like you pretend to be.
George: Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That's my dream, Jerry.
Quote from George
George: So, uh, Steven.. I see you're president of the chess club.
Steven: State champs.
George: Who's your favorite chess player?
Steven: [mumbles] Nastercoff?
George: Right. [mumbles] Nastercoff. What country is he from, again?
Steven: [sighs] I don't know. I made it up. [gets up to leave] I'm never gonna get this thing.
George: [gets up] Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you telling me for? You really had me going, there! Come on, sit down. What do you want to do when you grow up?
Steven: I've been telling people that I'd like to be an architect.
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: [answers phone] Peterman, here.
Kramer: Mr. Peterson, you gotta sell me my stories back.
J. Peterman: You want to know something? I no longer need them.
Elaine: No, no. Mr. Peterman, why don't we keep them as a, as a reference?
J. Peterman: Nonsense. [to Kramer] I have Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories. You take back your tales, you vagabond!
Kramer: Yippie-yi-yay!
J. Peterman: [hangs up] There you are, Elaine. Go forth, and create. And, by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself in the mix.