Jerry Quote #1500
Quote from Jerry in The Checks
Jerry: Brett, I'm, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hit you in the head with.. an axe. At least it was just the handle!
Brett: It was a beautiful cabinet. What am I gonna tell... I can't remember his name!
Jerry: Fleckman?
Elaine: Calm down, Brett. Okay. You could have a concussion. Calm down. [sings] Desperado, mmm-mm-mmm. You better...
Elaine & Jerry: ...let somebody love you. Let somebody love you, before it's too...
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?