Jerry Quote #1498
Quote from Jerry in The Checks
Jerry: Oh, hi Brett.
Brett: Haven't you ever heard of an umbrella?
Jerry: Ah, I didn't have enough money.
Brett: I'm sure things'll pick up for you.
Jerry: No, it's not that, it's the... [looks at his hands] Oh no, look at the checks! Hours of hard work ruined!
Brett: Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the... twelve cents?
Jerry: No, it's not the money. It's my hand. It's crippled from writing and writing.
Brett: Nothing's working for you, is it?
Jerry: Not at the moment, Brett.
Brett: I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.
Jerry: Thanks for stopping!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?