George Quote #1283
Quote from George in The Checks
Crew Leader: We're pretty much finished. There's just one more thing.
George: Here it comes.
Crew Leader: You forgot to sign your check.
George: [signs] Sorry. You're sure, uh, there isn't anything else?
Crew Leader: No.
George: So, that's it?
Crew Leader: Unless you need a receipt.
George: I wish that was all needed. Life can be so confusing. I... I'm searching for answers, anywhere.
Crew Leader: Good luck with that. [exits]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?