Jerry Quote #1372
Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld. Pat Cooper made a reservation for me.
Maitre 'd: Yes, Mr Seinfeld, but um, all gentlemen are required to wear jackets in the dining room.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry.
Hallie: How embarrassing this must be for you.
Jerry: [jokingly] You just bought your own dinner.
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Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.