Kramer Quote #414
Quote from Kramer in The Stand-In
Tammy: Look, Mickey, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the set.
Mickey: Wait, wait.
Tammy: Don't touch me. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. All the progress we made over the years and you go and blow it by pulling a stupid stunt like this.
Mickey: Wait a second. Wait a second. You got me all wrong. It was all because of the kid. The kid was growing. He shot up two and a half inches in a month. I would've lost my job. Any one of you would have done the same. You got no right! I'm Mickey Abbott! I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing. [points to Kramer] It's all his fault. It was his idea.
Tammy: Come on Johnny, let's go get something to eat.
Mickey: Argh! [looks at Kramer] Argh!
Kramer: Mickey.
[Mickey runs and tackles Kramer]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Stand-In’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I didn't even know Fulton was in the hospital.
Jerry: Could use a good laugh. You know what kind of pressure that is? Come on, come with me.
George: Nah, no. I'm not good in these situations. I can't hide my pity. I.. I make 'em feel worse.
Jerry: Oh, stop it.
George: Yeah. And also, I'm afraid that people in that state are finally going to tell me what they really think of me. You know, they got nothing to lose. What do they care?
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Why, what happened?
Elaine: Let's see. How shall I put this?
Jerry: Well, just put it.
Elaine: He took it out.
Jerry: He what?
Elaine: He took... [blows on her glasses] It out.
Jerry: He took what out?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: He took it out?
Elaine: Yes, sirree, Bob.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Fulton's wife told me it's all my fault. She said since my visit, he's taken a turn for the worse.
Kramer: Did you tell him the Pachyderm story?
Jerry: Yes, I told him the Pachyderm story!
Kramer: Maybe I ought to go over there.
Jerry: Towards what end?
Kramer: I'm very good with sick people. They love me. When my friend Len Nicodemo had the gout, I moved into his hospital room for three days. The doctors were amazed at his recovery.