Jerry Quote #665
Quote from Jerry in The Outing
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I am not gay. I am, however, thin, single and neat. Sometimes when someone is thin, single and neat... people assume they're gay because that's the stereotype. We normally don't think of gay people as fat, sloppy and married. Although I'm sure there are, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype. I'm sure they're the minority, though, within the gay community. Probably discriminated against. Because of that, people say to them: "You know, Joe, I enjoy being gay with you... but I think it's about time you, you know, got in shape, tucked your shirt in and lost the wife." But if people are gonna assume that neat people are gay, maybe instead of doing this: "I think Joe might be a little... [limp hand gesture]" They should vacuum. "You know, I think Joe might be... [vroom]". Yeah. Yeah, I got a feeling he's a little... [vroom]".
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Outing’ Quotes
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Jerry: Oh, God. You're that girl in the coffee shop that was eavesdropping on us. I knew you looked familiar.
George: Oh, no! No!
Sharon: I better get going.
Jerry: There's been a big misunderstanding here. We did that for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That's why my friend said all that. It was on purpose. We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jerry: So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: Not at all.
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Jerry: What have you got there?
Man: The New York Post. They've got an article about you.
Jerry: "Although they maintain separate residence, the comedian and his longtime companion seem to be inseparable." Oh, no. The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. That's gonna be in every paper. I've been outed. I wasn't even in.
George: Now everyone's gonna think we're gay.
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: No, not at all.