[stand-up:]
Jerry: I am not gay. I am, however, thin, single and neat. Sometimes when someone is thin, single and neat... people assume they're gay because that's the stereotype. We normally don't think of gay people as fat, sloppy and married. Although I'm sure there are, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype. I'm sure they're the minority, though, within the gay community. Probably discriminated against. Because of that, people say to them: "You know, Joe, I enjoy being gay with you... but I think it's about time you, you know, got in shape, tucked your shirt in and lost the wife." But if people are gonna assume that neat people are gay, maybe instead of doing this: "I think Joe might be a little... [limp hand gesture]" They should vacuum. "You know, I think Joe might be... [vroom]". Yeah. Yeah, I got a feeling he's a little... [vroom]".