Kramer Quote #192
Quote from Kramer in The Pitch/The Ticket
Kramer: Davola came after me.
Jerry: What? Davola? See, I told you this guy is crazy. I can't believe this. What happened?
Kramer: [to the waitress] Can I have a coffee? [to the guys] What, you know I was walking home and I had to pick up my helmet from the shop, you know. I gotta new strap. And I had it on you know, and I was checking the strap out to make sure it fit. Then suddenly I feel this kick hit me on the side of the head. It knocks me down. I look up and it's Crazy Joe Davola. And he say's, "That's what I thin k of your party."
Jerry: Boy, that is some kick.
Kramer: Well, yeah. Newman's helmet, it saved my life. Look at that.
Jerry: Wow, Newman's helmet.
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‘The Pitch/The Ticket’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Male Voice: [on the phone] Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Male Voice: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Male Voice: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up]
Quote from George
George: They wanna have another meeting? They wanna buy it? They wanna buy it? Oh, I tell you, we're gonna be rich! What are we gonna get for this? Fifty, sixty thousand?
Jerry: I don't know about sixty.
George: Oh, it's gotta be fifty. [giddy laugh] You know how much Ted Danson makes, huh?
Jerry: Ted Danson. Now, how are you comparing us to Ted Danson?
George: I didn't say we're Ted Danson.
Jerry: Yes, you did. You said we're Ted Danson!
George: Oh!
Jerry: You know, I think he wears a piece.
George: Yeah, don't worry. He can afford it.
Quote from George
George: See, this should be a show. This is the show.
Jerry: What?
George: This. Just talking.
Jerry: [dismissive] Yeah, right.
George: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.
Jerry: Just talking? Well what's the show about?
George: It's about nothing.
Jerry: No story?
George: No, forget the story.
Jerry: You've got to have a story.
George: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV show.