Kramer Quote #189
Quote from Kramer in The Pitch/The Ticket
Kramer: ...and you're the manager of the circus.
Jerry: A circus?
Kramer: Come on, this is a great idea. Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks on the show. A woman with a mustache? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to see a women with a mustache? You've got the tallest man in the world. A guy who's just a head.
Jerry: I don't think so.
Kramer: Look, Jerry, the show isn't about the circus, it's about watching freaks.
Jerry: I don't think the network will go for it.
Kramer: Why not?
Jerry: Look, I'm not pitching a show about freaks.
Kramer: Oh, come on, Jerry, you're wrong. People they want to watch freaks. This is a can't miss.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pitch/The Ticket’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Male Voice: [on the phone] Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Male Voice: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Male Voice: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up]
Quote from George
George: They wanna have another meeting? They wanna buy it? They wanna buy it? Oh, I tell you, we're gonna be rich! What are we gonna get for this? Fifty, sixty thousand?
Jerry: I don't know about sixty.
George: Oh, it's gotta be fifty. [giddy laugh] You know how much Ted Danson makes, huh?
Jerry: Ted Danson. Now, how are you comparing us to Ted Danson?
George: I didn't say we're Ted Danson.
Jerry: Yes, you did. You said we're Ted Danson!
George: Oh!
Jerry: You know, I think he wears a piece.
George: Yeah, don't worry. He can afford it.
Quote from George
George: See, this should be a show. This is the show.
Jerry: What?
George: This. Just talking.
Jerry: [dismissive] Yeah, right.
George: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.
Jerry: Just talking? Well what's the show about?
George: It's about nothing.
Jerry: No story?
George: No, forget the story.
Jerry: You've got to have a story.
George: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV show.