Guard: At the time, I was employed as a security guard in the parking lot at the Garden Valley Shopping Mall.
[flashback to Jerry being apprehended for public urination, then lying about a medical condition]
D.A. Hoyt: Uromycitisis! I wonder if they're having any trouble controlling themselves during this trial? Perhaps these two hooligans would like to have a pee party right here in the courtroom!
Jackie Chiles: Objection, Your Honor. This is completely inappropriate. My clients' medical condition is not on trial here. I refer you to the Disability Act of 1990.
Judge Vandelay: Sit down, Mr. Chiles.