George: Excuse me. Are you using your ketchup?
Woman: [to her male companion] What do you think? You want to give him the ketchup?
Man: It's up to you.
Woman: [to George] You know what? I don't think so. I'm going to need it from time to time.
George: Oh-ho!
Jerry: So what are you doing later? You want to go to the movies?
George: Ah, what for?
Jerry: To see a movie.
George: I've been to the movies.
Jerry: Not this movie.
George: They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch. I'm sick of it.
Jerry: Did you shower today?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: That's usually the kind of mood I'm in when I haven't showered.
George: When is it going to be my turn, Jerry? When do I get my 15 minutes? I want my 15 minutes!
Jerry: Oh, quit complaining. At least you have your health.
George: Ah! Health's not good enough. I want more than health. Health's not doing it for me anymore. I'm sick
of health.
Woman: [passing ketchup] All right, we're done. You can have it now.
George: Oh, very gracious. [pounds empty bottle]