Woman #1: Hey! There's that laser guy again.
Woman #2: He's funny. I never meet anyone funny.
Woman #1: I know. A sense of humor is so much more important to me than looks or hair.
Woman #2: Mmm, yeah.
[As there's an explosion on the screen, the laser pointer darts around. The audience laugh.]
George: That's gotta hurt!
[The audience falls silent]
George: It's gotta hurt! Hurt! Because... argh! [stands up] Damn you, laser guy! You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick! You're just a prop comic! Where's the craft?!
[The laser guy points it on George's head]
Woman #1: Look! It's on the bald guy.
Woman #2: I am so glad we came to this showing.