Quote from Jerry in The Junk Mail
Jerry: Hey, Frankie! So, where's the car? Frankie: This is it. Jerry: Inside the van? Frankie: It is the van! Don't you remember, we always talked about how cool it would be to have a van and just drive? Jerry: We were ten. Frankie: Come on. Let's take it for a spin. Jerry: [to Elaine] I don't want a van. Elaine: Well, just tell him you want the SAAB. Jerry: You don't understand. This is Fragile Frankie Merman. When we were in camp, if you upset him, he'd run out to the woods, dig a hole, and sit in it. Elaine: Well, I have an idea. Keep the van, and get a bumper sticker that says, "If this vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'." Jerry: Always helpful.