Jerry: Hey, Frankie! So, where's the car?
Frankie: This is it.
Jerry: Inside the van?
Frankie: It is the van! Don't you remember, we always talked about how cool it would be to have a van and just drive?
Jerry: We were ten.
Frankie: Come on. Let's take it for a spin.
Jerry: [to Elaine] I don't want a van.
Elaine: Well, just tell him you want the SAAB.
Jerry: You don't understand. This is Fragile Frankie Merman. When we were in camp, if you upset him, he'd run out to the woods, dig a hole, and sit in it.
Elaine: Well, I have an idea. Keep the van, and get a bumper sticker that says, "If this vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'."
Jerry: Always helpful.