Quote from Jerry in The Pothole
Jenna: How you feeling? Jerry: Good. My cold's gone, and I've been looking forwards to kissing you, which I'm ready to do now, if you are ready. [As Jenna moves in to kiss, he once again feels uneasy] Jenna: What?! Jerry: Nothing. I just, I uh, I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Celray, and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip, and then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it. Jenna: What? Jerry: I'm sorry. Jenna: When were you gonna tell me this?! Jerry: Obviously never.